We don't know what lurks in the vastness of space, butt we must be prepared

Survey of the Cosmos imagines the shapes of alien genitalia of the species that possibly live in the many exoplanets we have recently discovered. These sculptures, rendered in highly durable and body safe platinum cure silicone are collectible items, but you may use them as creatively as desired.

Through product descriptions and promotional media, Survey of the Cosmos tells the story of an alternate universe slightly different to ours in which we have already made contact with extraterrerstrial life. An intergalactic war is brewing, fueled by the debate to decide the fate of human kind, while some species want to protect us, others want to enslave us or destroy us, but since our beauty is universally admired, the majority of them want to fuck us.

In reality, it's only a matter of time before we make contact, therefore, the ultimate mission of Survey of the Cosmos is to help you prepare for an imminet alien invasion.

A message from the artist

With this series of work I engineer new forms of pleasure with innovative designs that I develop through extensive research and experimentation. As you discover new sensations with my work, alone or with a partner, it’s important that you take your time and get to know your body’s limits. With toy play in general, patience is the key to unlock greater rewards.

Survey of the Cosmos does not promise to produce work in a fast manner. Thank you for being patient when collecting work from independent toy makers like me.

Meet the crew

Jon - Owner

After producing various forms of sculpture and experimental art for several years and finishing a degree in Fine Arts, I wanted to do something more personal, intimate yet profitable, now this project has engulfed my entire art practice and I don’t seem to get bored of it, I specially enjoy making new work.

I am not in a rush to become a large company so it’s likely that there will be a limited amount of my toys for quite a while. Thanks for your patience and your support.

Sally - Cleanliness Supervisor

Sally makes sure I keep my studio sealed from the rest of the house and vacuumed.